Potty Humor

Continuing in the tradition of the Potty Talk: Comments from the Stall Next Door Series... Something I know the boys are going to thank me for sharing someday...

Me: Connor you need to poop.
C: But I don't know how.
Me: Yes, you do.  Just let it out.
C: But how?
M: You just have to tell it that's it's okay to come out.
C: [leans down towards the potty] "It's okay to come out."
C: [Pause]
C: [looking at me accusatorily] "It didn't work."