The Magic Show

Checking the school calendar I noticed that on Friday morning they would have a Magic Show.  Excited to hear what happened when I picked them up I immediately asked about it.

Me: So what did the Magician do today?
Boys: Nothing.
Me: He didn't do anything?
Boys:  He had a turtle.  He ate the food.
Me: The turtle or the magician?

Turns out it was the magician and that's all I got out of them.  The boys it seems were apparently not terribly impressed with the magic show... And there were no bunnies.  Nothing pulled out of a hat.  No scarves.  No flowers.  I forgot to ask about cards.  Maybe there were at least cards??